Re: SEX (fwd)
Karl Strickland (karl@bagpuss.demon.co.uk)
Sat, 4 Feb 1995 15:37:21 +0000 (GMT)
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> This message has been sent to you for bad luck. The original is in Brazil.
> It has never been sent around the world. The bad luck has now been sent to
> you. You will receive bad luck within four days of receiving this message -
> Provided you do not destroy this letter immediately. This is no joke.
> The chain originates in Saudi Arabia. You will receive bad luck in the
> mail. If you send copies of this message to anybody, you will immediately
> develop a terminal illness, and die in severe pain. If you have not
> destroyed this message within 96 hours, you will develop a number of very
> embarrassing personal problems. A United States Officer destroyed this
> letter and later discovered that $2,000,000,000,000 had been deposited in
> his bank account. Another man received $40,000, but because he failed to
> destroy the letter within the time limit, he lost it. Whereas in Turkey,
> John Doe destroyed the letter and became the sole benefactor in the will
> of an eccentric billionaire. Please do not send 100 copies, or indeed
> any copy of this letter to anybody. The chain originates in the Bahamas.
> A Missionary from South China named Emmsoosey le Maadoltroot wrote this
> message in 1972, and died soon after in a freak accident with a
> trouser-press. Since then, this letter has completely failed to go around
> the world 9 times. Since the letter must be destroyed, you must totally
> fail to send it to anybody you know, and destroy it immediately. After a
> few days, you will forget you ever recieved this letter - even if you are
> not superstitious. The original is now owned by Bill Clinton. Do not do
> the following. Deanna Troi received this letter in 1969. After failing to
> destroy the letter, all her teeth fell out. When Elizabeth Windsor recieved
> a copy of this letter, she had her secretary mail out 20 copies, afterwhich
> everyone wanted independance from her commonwealth. Sherlock Holmes
> received this letter, and destroyed it immediately after he had read it.
> Later, he became the best known private detective ever in the history of
> the world. In 1996, the message was recieved by a young man in Alabama. It
> was very faded and barely readable. He promised himself he would retype it,
> but he set it aside to do later. However, the letter was not destroyed
> within 96 hours. Soon after, his house burnt down, destroying the letter.
> Soon after this happened, it was revealed to him that he was in fact, the
> long lost first son of Elvis Presley, and was awarded 36 million dollars
> in a legal test-case. Please remember: Do NOT send this letter on destroy
> it immediately, else who knows what might happen.
> --
> Walter Belgers I am just what I want
> walter@giga.iaehv.nl not what I need
>
>
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